Fucking weird. I don't know what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn't this. There were a few laugh out loud moments, but really I was almost creeped out by a lot of it. Bizarre doesn't even begin to describe it. From Jeff Goldblum Bingo to transcripts of Jeff Golblum cooking, to jobs that Jeff Goldblum could do, to his past lives, to any other weird scenario you can possibly imagine. It was freaking weird. All of it came out of Helen McClory's head and even though it was all made up some of it felt "right," although all of it felt wrong, lol. A quick bizarre read.