Barbarian Librarian Book Reviews
book reviews and other things from the mind of crazy bibliophile
Tuesday, September 22, 2026
Lifeguard
I honestly did not realize that this was a memoir until 3 chapters in. I just thought it was very conversational, lol. Lifeguard is a memoir by Janet Fash chronicling her life as a lifeguard in New York's Rockaway Beach. Starting as a peon and eventually working her way up to becoming the first female lifeguard chief of Rockaway Beach. Beginning in the 80s and up through the present day, this memoir explores the sexism, the wild parties, the hazing, the lifesaving, and the corrupt culture behind the lifeguard union. It's a love letter to Rockaway Beach even during worst moments. This memoir has a very conversational tone and is a quick read at under 250 pages. Each chapter focuses on a year or two so the book really does span decades. An interesting and in depth look at the complexities of lifeguarding.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Kingdom of Waves
This was a quick little fantasy read that is the start of a new series. The Ophir have been repressed and subjected to what amounts as slavery for hundreds of years. You either work for the Laconians for minimum wages and struggle to fill your bellies, take to thieving, or are lucky enough to live on the one lone Ophir sanctuary, a mysterious floating city. Gin and Eban are both Ophir thieves and they've just been double crossed by the same man. They were able to steal some loot, including some enchanted reliquaries. Even though they don't know each other they both must work together to flee the city and try to find other Ophir. The two are about to discover that their actions have the potential to save the Ophir, if they are up to the challenge. Predictable, yet with enough action and excitement to keep you going. I predicted the "surprise" at the end immediately, but I am an adult reading teen literature so I can't be too mad. I would maybe continue on with the rest of the series.
Tuesday, September 15, 2026
I Who Have Never Known Men
This book packed such a punch despite it's relatively short page count. This dystopian novel opens up with 40 women locked in a large cage in a bunker. Something happened in the world but none of them can recollect what. All they know is that not one of them know each other or why they are being held in captivity. There are always three guards patrolling to make sure they never touch one another, yell or hurt one another, or try to hurt themselves. It's a lonely existence. Especially for the child. The rest of the women or older, fully adult, but there is one child and this novel is through her eyes. She is desperately trying to understand what the world used to be like and to learn. It's such a boring existence and she is desperate for knowledge even if she can't even fully grasp what they are imparting on her. Haunting, solitary, and inspired. The prose and and understanding of our main protagonist is completely arresting. This novel is unlike anything I've ever read!
Monday, September 14, 2026
Fangirl Down
I enjoyed this audiobook, although the narrator was a bit much. The story was also over the top and mildly cringe, but I still somehow really liked it and am planning on reading the rest in the series. It was a light and mostly fluffy, with some pretty intense sex scenes that sprung up occasionally. Fangirl Down is about Josephine, a mega fan of pro golfer Welles Whitaker. Known to be a jerk, Welles has been super unpredictable and has slowly started tanking his career. The only one on his side is mega fan Josephine who cheers him on at all his Florida events. After a particularly rough day on the course he snaps at Josephine (the only one on the course cheering for him) and loses his last fan and his last reason for golfing. After going on a bender he decides to try and make it up to her and in the process finds a desire to help her. A hurricane floods Josephine's golf pro shot and she has no insurance. He offers to let her caddy for him so she can earn some money. As the two start to work together they find themselves extremely attached to one another and Welle's life really starts to turn around in a positive way. Cheesy but fun.
Saturday, September 12, 2026
Dear Missing Friend
I love epistolary novels and this was no exception. Irish immigrant Catherine McGuirk has high hopes for America. She longs to be a governess and embrace life in America. She eagerly writes her family back in Ireland, her childhood best friend, and Patrick, one of the people she bonded with on the voyage over. As the years pass she finds herself writing her brothers, new American friends, and soon a beau. She loses loved ones to whaling, the gold rush, and other nineteenth century ailments. Dear Missing Friend spans decades, friendships, and family and really illustrates what life was like in New York City in the mid to late nineteenth century. I also thought it was interesting that the author very loosely based this off her family's history. Unique and captivating!
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
Carl's Doomsday Scenario
Explosive! Literally and figuratively. These books are such a fun ride. I love getting to learn more about the dungeons through Carl and Princess Donut's eyes. Laugh out loud fun, action packed, and weird as hell this series is perfect for those who love gaming, pop culture, and having a laugh. The quests that Carl and Princess Donut find themselves participating in are over the top weird and I loved every minute of this book. Give me the next one please!
Tuesday, September 8, 2026
Taming the Heart
Definitely my least favorite of the series. It was a little too predictable and the slow burn wasn't as chef's kiss as the first two in this series. Sage takes a job as a business promoter for a ruff and rugged former bull riding star and it turns out he is the same man she had shamelessly flirted with months prior. Awkward. To make matter's worse, the person who she is supposed to report to her bosses sister and she's out all summer. So she finds herself alone on this ranch with her super smoking hot boss and he is totally off limits. Why you may ask? Because he's married to a country superstar who's out on tour. Sparks fly, but can they both remain true to themselves and not get tangled into each other? Predictable but still a fun read with lots of steam.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)

