Swim Team

This graphic novel is perfect for all middle grade readers (and teens! and adults!). It's not just about sports, there is history, friendship, family struggles, school challenges and more. Bree is excited to start a new school but is distraught when she gets stuck in swimming 101. She doesn't know how to swim! After faking illness and skipping class, she knows something has to change. When she discovers that her elderly neighbor went to state for swimming, she enlists her help to teach her to swim. Not only does she learn to swim, she excels at it and even joins the swim team with her new best friend. But the rival private school have their number and keep pressuring them. Can they save their pool? Can they remain friends? Can they win? Wholesome and wonderful. Loved it! 

Get in My Swamp

You know I never thought I would be reading Shrek inspired smut, but here we are. I'm not mad about it. This was a super quick read that packed as much sex as it possibly could into the short amount of pages. When Liona is on her bachelorette party she goes for a late night walk in the woods and gets lost. She falls into a trap and is taken hostage by an ogre named Beck. Normally he eats humans, but he could never eat one as sexy as her. He tells all the magical beings in the wood that rather than killing her, he will take her hostage on his farm. Soon the two are boning non-stop and fall in love. Who cares about her lame fiancé. Smutty, over the top, and fun. 

The Bloody Shoe Affair

The first in The Jailer's Daughter Mysteries series, The Bloody Shoe Affair introduces readers to two fiery and witty amateur sleuths, Christi and Lily. Set in the summer of 1968, Christi comes to town to visit her family for her grandparents’ upcoming 50th anniversary. Rather than staying at the farm, she is stuck staying with her older cousin Lily in town. Not only is Lily known for troublemaking, but her house is attached to the jailhouse, and it scares Christi to no end. Rather than talk about The Beatles and the hottest new fashions, Lily drags Christi into an active murder case; the most gruesome crime to ever take place in Roselyn, Mississippi. A pregnant woman is murdered, and her husband stands accused. But something seems off to the two teenagers. Against her better judgement, Christi finds she is enjoying playing detective and she really does want to poke around and solve the crime. Laugh out loud funny, thrilling and unique; The Bloody Shoe Affair promises to be the start of a great mystery series that will appeal to both adults and teens. To make it even more interesting, this series is written by Joy York, a local author hailing from Greenwood. 

The House in the Cerulean Sea

I am so sad I am done with this book! It went by so fast. It was legit magical. The coziest fantasy and filled with the most unforgettable characters. Linus Baker has been sent on a highly classified mission, so classified that he doesn't know what it is until he arrives. He has been sent to a remote island to observe an orphanage filled with magical children. That in itself isn't weird, that's his job. But these children. Well they are the most magical of magical. They are dang hard to classify. They even have Lucifer, the antichrist. Linus is in deep but he has a month to observe these 6 children and their caretaker. What's the worst that could happen?! Utterly charming and laugh out loud funny. This book pulled at my heartstrings. 

Where Sleeping Girls Lie

It took me a little bit to get into this book, but once I did I was hooked. This is a lengthy teen dark academia book set in a boarding school. When Sade arrives late in the semester she is excited to escape her lonely homeschool past. But when her roommate vanishes after one night she finds herself going deep down the rabbit hole of the academy. No one seems to care that Elizabeth disappeared. But then again, she was a poor scholarship student, not one of the posh kids of a London billionaire. Sade and Elizabeth's best friend, Baz, take it upon themselves to find out what happened to Elizabeth. What they uncover is darker then they ever could have imagined. Tense, powerful, maddening - this book will keep you at the edge of your seat. 

Murder is Binding

The start of a new cozy mystery series set in in New Hampshire. Tricia Miles owns Haven't Got a Clue, a mystery bookshop in a small book oriented village, when the annoying bookseller next door is found murdered in her cookbook bookstore, Tricia finds herself the prime suspect. To make matters more complicated, her annoying older sister is on town and won't leave her alone. Tricia decides she must put her sleuthing skills to the test so she can clear her name and get back to bookselling. Her sister Angelica decides to tag along and the two have to get along and work together. Fun, fluffy, and fairly predictable. 

Beautiful Ugly

Uk thriller writer, Alice Feeney, pens another propulsive page turner that will stump even the most dedicated armchair detectives. Author Grady Green just received the best news of his life; he is finally a New York Times Bestselling author. When he calls his wife, Abby, to tell her his amazing news, things take an unexpected turn. He hears screeching tires, and his wife tells him there is a body in the road. He warns her not to leave the car and to call the police, but of course his wife doesn’t listen. Abby is never seen again, and his best day has just turned into his worst nightmare. The story picks up a year later; Grady can no longer write, he’s lost his house, his dignity, and he can barely function. When his agent offers him use of a small writing cottage on a secluded Scottish island he jumps at the chance, maybe he can get his life back on track? Once he’s on the island however, he keeps seeing unexplainable things, namely, his missing wife. Brilliantly narrated by Richard Armitage, who expertly ramps up the tension in this twisty thriller with his slick cadence and excellent pacing. Verdict - Feeney fans and thriller lovers will love this ominous mystery where nothing and no one are who they appear to be. 

Nightbitch

As a mom, I get this. I get it mostly. But I resent that this book is considered funny or humorous. It's not. It's bizarre and upsetting and uncomfortable and so much more. But it is not a laugh a minute. A mother to a toddler is convinced that she is turning into a dog. Her canines seem to be longer and sharper, she has a weird hairy patch on her neck and there appears to be a tail growing on the base of her spine. She tells her husband, but he tells her not too worry, it's all in her head. Then he goes on his merry way and is gone on work trips five nights of the week. The mother dubs herself, the nightbitch. She starts leaning in to her baser animal instincts, she has to do something to restore her sanity! She used to be an artist for crying out loud, now she is bossed about by her toddler and all she wants to do is sleep. So what if she starts nibbling raw meat, and so what if she and her boy take to howling at the moon. Bizarre, bizarre, bizarre. I get it and I don't. How on earth is this going to be a movie?!

Murder in the Dressing Room

Famed UK drag queen, playwright, and comedian, Holly Stars, can add author to her more than impressive resume. Her debut novel, Murder in the Dressing Room, introduces readers to Misty Divine, a fabulous drag queen and amateur sleuth. When Misty’s beloved mentor and boss, Lady Lady, is found poisoned to death after a performance at her nightclub; Misty takes it upon herself to track down the killer. Besides being nosey, indignant, and angry, she needs to clear her own name because it is starting to look like she is the police’s number one suspect. It also appears that the detectives are more focused on what Lady Lady was wearing (a stolen dress that once belonged to Judy Garland) rather than finding who murdered her, and that doesn’t sit right with Misty, not at all. Superbly narrated by the author herself, Holly Stars brings her years of drag queen experience to the microphone with terrific results. Her vivacious narration is spirited, witty, and a delight to listen to. Verdict: This cozy mystery promises to be the start of a fabulous new series, readers will find themselves cheering on Misty and her clumsy detecting. Filled with more than just laughs, this mystery has some good twists and some truly heartfelt moments. For fans of witty and diverse cozy mysteries. 

Song of Freedom, Song of Dreams

This teen novel in verse does a wonderful job showing the impact that music can have socially and politically. This historical novel is set in 1989 in East Germany and is one girl's call to action as she sees how corrupt the government is becoming. The stasi are watching everywhere so she is used to keeping her head down, but as peaceful protestors continue to get arrested, something in her stirs. When she meets a young man at her piano lessons she opens up her heart and her aspirations, she should be able to dream and hope, but maybe her music will help her and her country find a way. Moving and wonderfully written in verse! 

The Guncle Abroad

I am so thrilled that the Guncle lives on and I hope we get a few more books out of him. This follow up takes place five years after the first book. The kids are a little older and wiser, BUT they are up in arms. Their father is going to marry an Italian noblewoman and they are not ok with it. Patrick agrees to take the kids on a whirlwind European vacation and then escorting them to the Italian wedding. Grant and Maisie are trying their hardest to convince Patrick to intervene and stop the wedding. Their guncle wants them to learn about love and what better way then a trip through London, Venice, and the Alps?! Witty, funny, and not nearly so heartbreaking as the first one.

The Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage

Author, Asia Mackay, pens a witty, off the wall dark comedy thriller about two serial killers trying to find normalcy in parenthood. Hazel and Fox used to have it all; lavish European vacations, luxury meals, late night parties, and some light murder for pleasure. Killing bad men was exciting and fun and helped make the world a better place. When Hazel unexpectedly ends up pregnant, Fox insists they put their life of crime behind them and become normal parents. It’s much easier said than done, however. Hazel is itching to take someone out and Fox secretly joins AA and starts gambling to keep himself in check. When Hazel “accidentally” kills someone, she doesn’t want Fox to know she cheated on him and their new safe existence. But the secrets keep piling up. Why does having a baby have to complicate everything? Expertly narrated by both Georgia Tennant and Kyle Soller, who effuse wit, annoyance, and charm into the dual narrative. Georgia’s posh London accent and Kyle’s annoyed American demeanor are distinct and very on point with the characters thy are portraying. Witty, unique, and thrilling; readers will find themselves relating to parenthood struggles and repelled by the murder. For fans of Butcher & Blackbird and other dark romance. 

The Librarian Spy

Told through dual storylines, this novel of World War II will tug at reader's heartstrings. It's tragic and tearful and yet ultimately filled with so much hope. Ava is an American Librarian sent overseas to Lisbon to help gather foreign publications and catalog them for the war effort. Helene is is a Frenchwoman who is determined to help the resistance in any way that she can. Her husband has been taken by the Nazis and she is determined to do what she can for her people. The two women find themselves in different countries but their enemy is the same. They both know that words have power and though they are merely women they can help wield that power to do good. Inspiring and heartbreaking. 

Identity

This is my second (maybe third?) Nora Roberts book and honestly none of them have really sold me on her. I liked the premise of this novel and I think it could have been written much better. Morgan Albright spent her entire life being shuttled all over the country falling her father wherever he was stationed. When her parents divorced and she went off to college, she vowed to put down deep roots and make a home for herself. By her mid-twenties, Morgan has gone to college, gotten into bartending and bought her first house. It's a fixer upper but with the help of her roommate, Nina, it's slowly coming together. Her goals are on track and she couldn't be happier. That is until a smooth talking man waltzes into her life. After a few dates, she invites him over to her house for a homecooked dinner and to meet her roommate. Nothing will ever be the same again. Morgan's roommate is murdered, her identity stolen, her dreams are slashed, her life uprooted, and she'll have to move in to her grandmother's house with her tail between her legs. She starts the slow laborious process of starting her life over, but can she ever really trust anyone again? And will that smooth-talking man come back into her life to finish the job? The end was a bit of a let down. Also this book was so wordy and had so much unnecessary detail. Oh well, I guess. I didn't hate it.